Facelosopher

One who uses Facebook as a means to covey how enlightened and insightful they are. A facelosopher's statuses are characterized by strong opinions, advice, and phrases they believe will one day be quoted.

Thug 1: "Did you see Chuck's status today talkin' 'bout living righteously and how condoms should be mandatory?"
Thug 2: "Yeah, that fool trippin'. He ain't nothin' but a Facelosopher."

by DaGrango December 8, 2011

facelook

used to define any expression on someones face.

Johnny: Did you see the facelook that girl gave you
Anthony: Yea, she was all sorts of pissed

by DJ Or Derb April 19, 2011

fatself

When one is so fat, it is necessary to address the fatness in the pronoun.

She waddled over and plopped down on the couch, and immediately moved the Doritos bowl closer to her fatself.

by anjilprincesa May 27, 2010

facelips

A variant of the more common "lips": the two fleshy parts or folds forming the margins of the mouth and functioning in speech. This specific label is used to avoid confusion with other types of lips, mainly, vaginal lips (labium).

1) Man, my facelips are so chapped right now.
2) That song was great; the singer really knows how to use her facelips.
3) Come over here and give me a kiss on the facelips.

by sittingquietly July 19, 2010

Faceless mort

Someone you once considered a friend but due to their stupidity or just lack of respect in regards to paying the bill or even sticking to their word and now they are just another faceless mort in the crowd

"Next time I see you in the street don't bother saying hello cos you'll be just another faceless mort in the crowd"

by Aussie cray cray (cray cray =c May 2, 2016

Mocha Facelift

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.

I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.

by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009

Barlinnie Facelift

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.

Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby

by Senor Presidente December 22, 2009