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septic facial

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.
Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.
by Squealer February 3, 2014
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Whims and fancies

Generally used as a derogatory phrase when someone wants something according to his/her wishes, no matter how unreasonable it may seem
We do not have to satisfy her whims and fancies.
by Kulkul August 9, 2019
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Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
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Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
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wind facial

occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.
girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009
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Fascism

Whatever Twitter says. Subject to change every ten minutes.

Those who fail to adher will have their life completely ruined. Serves those fascists right for having a different opinion from ours.
TWITTER: He's said something slightly conservative. He must be a fascist!!!
EVERYONE ELSE: No he's not, is there any evidence to back this up?
TWITTER: B E L I E V E T H E B I R D FASCISM IS WHAT WE SAY.
by That's the question. December 4, 2020
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facilitate

facilitate growth
by MlgDoge 160000 February 15, 2017
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