When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.
by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008
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I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.
by quik406 August 10, 2010
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Grandma has no shame about dropping loud farts, even when she has visitors over. She's a free farter.
by Big Nu March 11, 2012
Get the free farter mug.The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.
by FartSmeller September 2, 2014
Get the Sir Farty Fartsalot mug.A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
I walked into my boss's office just before his Monday afternoon status meeting and fartraped him. I hope he likes Taco Bell.
by Davendork November 10, 2010
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I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008
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Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...
Al: How'd you do?
Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
Al: How'd you do?
Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011
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