fatwatch

When a girl is about 15-20 lbs overweight and it's starting to be noticeable.

Lauren has gained a little weight recently. I would still hit it, but she's on fatwatch.

by Giorgio Moroder December 14, 2008

fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 13, 2004

fachpatch

Piece of nasty facial hair denoting antisocial leanings. Like the soul patch but uncool, and found on the upper lip of many 20th Century dictators.

My mother said he seemed politically correct, but his twitching fachpatch gave him away.

by public eye April 18, 2011

Fartachios

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time

this is Fartachios

by Spaghetti Attack May 30, 2017

flatpatch

No penis or vagina, just a potato body. You have no genitals, you look like an overgrown telly tubby.
Commonly used on Omegle when a creepy stranger asks you if you are male or female.

Stranger: “f or m?”
Me: “flatpatch”
Stranger: “wtf”

by Winklequeen May 24, 2019