fartpatch

the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch"

"My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger"

by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008

fartblaster

One who unleashes mad gas on a regular basis; one who blasts the farts

Today I(michael) took up the role of fartblaster in class today, TO THE MAX!!

by Captain B November 4, 2003

fastposted

(v) When two members of an internet forum post identical or very similiar responses to a thread in very rapid succession. The poster whose response appears first is the fasposter, and the poster whose response appears second has been fastposted.

The fastposter is then entitled to mock whom he or she fastposted by pointing out the fastpost.

poster 1: Ms. Debbie is so fat
poster 2: Boy, that Ms. Debbie sure is fat
poster 1: Fastposted!!!
poster 2: I'm so ashamed.

by Boxcutta September 22, 2006

fantasteriffic

adj... Being in the state of fantastic and terrific at the same time.

Klayr is fantasteriffic at making up words

by Levi Heizer August 1, 2005

Fart Paste

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart

my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants

by kile miner March 24, 2006

fartblaster

a very large ass

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Fartstead

A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.

She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.

by Faucethands October 23, 2007