Fartle

Usually used by the sleep mate, when a sleeping person farts so loud that it causes them to toss and turn or mumble uninteligibly

I was laying in bed unable to sleep when my husband fartled and almost woke himself up.

by Sleezy G January 21, 2006

Fartled

When you fart in your sleep, jolt as a result and then roll over.

One time kraz farted in his sleep then jolted and rolled over. The tacos really got to him and he fartled himself.

by Moseefus July 1, 2018

fartle

To startle a fart out of someone.

"Oh man. Worst fartle ever. I was afeared and thenjoy everything smelled terribly."

by 6username9 May 14, 2014

Fartle

farting and startling yourself when your asleep

fart while nearly sleeping, and being awoken suddenly by said fart. He Fartled himself!

by that Jossy Girl December 26, 2012

Fartling

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016

fartle

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

Fartle

To startle someone with a fart

Amber broke the silence by cracking a rat, causing her poor husband to be fartled.

by Jedidiah69 September 28, 2023