by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017
far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.
"Farticles are not news."
"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."
"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."
"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)
"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."
"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."
"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)
by Vanna Bonta January 9, 2008
by Rasputin the third July 21, 2005
Past Tense Verb:
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.
B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.
B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!
B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
by Clean, well shaven man May 27, 2008
by Kiwichef April 1, 2018
by Trippin42 July 23, 2020
Farticles are the actual particles particles that the olfactory cortex perceives in the event of a fart fart.
by Epsom Salt March 8, 2009