An archive of farts. A collection of farts recorded by audio or video for later reflection or intensely creative musical productions.
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Fartshark
One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.
One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.
by JasonDM April 16, 2008
Get the fartshark mug.1) (verb) The rapid and forceful slapping of butt cheeks while farting.
2) (noun) a dwarf female who is grossly overweight.
2) (noun) a dwarf female who is grossly overweight.
Teresa had to go change, she got a little spatter on her underwear when she
Fartchopped.
Lou has a strange taste in women, he only dates fartchops.
Fartchopped.
Lou has a strange taste in women, he only dates fartchops.
by Fartchopper August 18, 2018
Get the fartchop mug.When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
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Phenomenon occurring to individuals that are roughly thirty pounds or more overweight.
Due to the increased size of the originator’s gluteus maximus, expelled gas from the anal opening is briefly trapped within the confines of the enlarged anal cleavage. Instead of producing that flatulent sound of which we are all familiar, the gas moves and eventually escapes as one big bubble. This causes the cheeks to slam together violently once the pressure is relieved and results in a distinctive WHAP! sound.
Phenomenon occurring to individuals that are roughly thirty pounds or more overweight.
Due to the increased size of the originator’s gluteus maximus, expelled gas from the anal opening is briefly trapped within the confines of the enlarged anal cleavage. Instead of producing that flatulent sound of which we are all familiar, the gas moves and eventually escapes as one big bubble. This causes the cheeks to slam together violently once the pressure is relieved and results in a distinctive WHAP! sound.
“Her snoring was enough to deal with at night, but once she started fartclapping in her sleep it was time for her to go.”
by Brentman December 9, 2008
Get the fartclap mug.Popular word used by a lot of people that refers to cats or humanoid cats that fart on themselves and on people. Also another word to represent a Fartcat Slave in the FartArmy. The current leader of the FartArmy is Farcatniss!
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