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faptality

Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018
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fatality

Extreme disappointment or displeasure in a situation.
Man, I was at the casino the other day on lost 3,000 dollars after winning it. That's fatality son!
by Ole_man_stetter December 14, 2010
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Midway Fatality

When a guy is making love to a woman, pulls out and yells "FINISH HIM!" to let her know he wants to cum in her mouth.
I was just going to pull out but then I decided I wanted a Midway Fatality right at the last minute.
by facetious savant January 5, 2011
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fatality

The car accident resulted in 1 fatality.
by Donny21644102 December 9, 2008
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fatality

A move you do in a dance club (taught by Urban Tea in Clubbin' Techniques 101) that involves coming up behind your partner, putting your right hand on the right shoulder and bending him/her over. Preferrably him.
"I was dancing with this chick and I hella fatality'd her."
by exProphecy August 24, 2008
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Sexual Fatality

A combination of sexual enhancing moves
usually performed during or just before a climax.
Just before Jill Climaxed, Jack chose the slap and twist as
Jill's sexual fatality.

Bitch slap+Titty Twister= Slap and Twist.

Slap and Twist= a sexual fatality.

Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by R2-DQ February 11, 2010
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fartalistic!

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!
you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!
by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010
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