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Fartitis

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The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.
I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.
by KoolKritter May 31, 2022
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Fartitus

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Lisa, quit being a fartitus
by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021
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Fartitude

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Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering
Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"
by Beckrocks April 11, 2016
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Fartiture

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A piece of furniture, that when farted upon, emits an amplified fart noise.
At McDonald's, I farted on my seat...talk about fartiture, you could here that fart across town.
by meisjekb December 21, 2010
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fartitude

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the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.
Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.
by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010
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The name to describe someone who farts constantly
by shaynathefattie November 22, 2024
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A name to describe someone who farts constantly
Stop farting fartito, I can hear you.”
by shaynathefattie November 22, 2024
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