fart

A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.

Jennifer - What was that beautiful sound you made?
Josh - I just let out a fart in F# major.
Jennifer - I want to do it!
Josh - "Splurrrrrrrrrt" oops, it looks like I just farted out the A scale.
Jennifer - You're so romantic Josh, I love you.

by Kadaken October 15, 2006

fart

a fart is a gas that comes out of someone's asshole, it also reminds me of the smell of apav.

a fart is something that comes out your asshole

by bigjose November 22, 2018

fart

noun; 1.a minor explosion between the buttocks, caused by too much gas in the large intestine.

2. something that feels really good, especially when you hold it in for hours because you don't want anyone to hear or smell it.

3. stress release

4. something that annoys people and causes you to get punched

Danny let out a big fart in class because he just ate some bean burritos for breakfast.


When Johnny farted, all the girls ran away.

by SpLaShy October 15, 2006

fart

Intestinal wind passing over poop.

That fart smells like shit.

by chokka December 3, 2006

fart

a nuke between the ass cheeks

uh-oh noel is gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fiona Moore-O'toole October 15, 2006

fart

A minor turd. A fart is an explosion, some may be so powerful wen sitting down, they come out from the front but.

when sitting down i felt some powerful gas run through my body, but so powerful it came out near the vaginal area.... almost blew me away!it was one mighty fart!

by nancy fiddler October 15, 2006

fart

noun
1.A chemical explosion that came out from between your butt cheeks.
2. Something that can be as deadly as a NAZI gas chamber or a soviet nuclear missile.

1. I farted a huge atomic blast after eating the burrito.
2. (fart)OMFG..... i can't breathe....open the fucking window....

by -Play_Boy- October 15, 2006