farmer

A cop who plants evidence.

Ever notice how Det. Jones and Smith are the last to show up on a bust but they're the first to find a stash?

Yeah. They're farmers. They plant.

by acidnoir April 7, 2010

Farmer

Someone who nuts in every ho around, usually with a dozen or more baby mamas and 30 or more unsupported children. Never uses condoms

I planted so many seeds in that ho, she thinks I'm a farmer

by I'll be your huckleberry hound January 11, 2020

Farmer

someone who is outstanding in their feild

if Pam Anderson was a farmer she would be outstanding in her feild

by Cavy_king! November 22, 2007

farmer

Mid-western slang used to replace the F word. Most notable in the expression "melon-farmer." Similar to frick.

Jim came over to my place last night and drank all my beer, what a farmer.

by a.hack October 16, 2009

farmer

adjective
1. Really boring
2. Not fun
3. A person with no life
4. Uninteresting

Man: Let's go to the mall for a movie!

Woman: No, I'm gonna go home and sleep

Man: You're so farmer!


or

Gosh, that teacher was certainly farmer.

by SrishtiRulesTheWorld February 25, 2009

Farmer

(Noun) Mark Ethans; One who wears flannel all the time and doesn't make any sense. ever.

hey mark ethans you're such a farmer

by markethansyeah February 28, 2011

Farmer

Someone who participates in activities that are boring, pointless or not that fun i.e. activities that are equally boring to farming and the associated farming lifestyle. Can also be used interrogatively.

Q:What are ya doin' tonight ya farmer?
A: Nothin, I'll probably stay in tonight and watch the O.C. or Dexter on T.V.

by Aaron Yao September 24, 2009