Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017

faktard

a person who is scttm, sattm, sidly, and a scbamfttm all at once.

XR: So I was swinging around water bottles today.
G-tron: FAKTARD ttm.

G-tron: Yeah I play with pink fune things.
XR: Cuz you're a faktard.

by lagrewolf September 4, 2008

forktard

Common slang for forklift operators in industry but also refers to single minded, driven workers moving up in a corporation.
Same type useage as sporktard though more generalized.

Vice-president Johnson is a real forktard. He will make president in no time.

The forktard was tired after a long, hard day.

by John Johnson Smith November 26, 2006

furktard

fucking idiot or retard

"I cannot believe he just pulled out in front of me! What a furktard!"

by Ramair December 12, 2008

Farknard

Another way just to say Fucking Retard

A-you farknarded bitch
B-you did not just call me a fucking retard! Fuck you

by Brent-the-lil_wiz-Reszler August 6, 2008

farknard

1. (n) an extremely stupid person in the phillipines.
2. (v) acting in a stupid way in the phillipines.

Hey Josh, look at that farknard put his tongue on that stick! so stupid!

by bernme December 3, 2007