fark

a dumb website for smug right-wing nerds
fark is full of nerds
by tsunami December 31, 2004
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A:fark , used to get past censors in chat rooms , meaning fuck

B:the noise made , coinciding with a solid hit or whack to the stomach
A:go ahead ban me , see if i give a fark you tub of farklard , fark you.

B:dont throw the ball you son of a b, FARK!
by wookiecam September 11, 2007
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A fart that sounds like a bark.
by Evelyn April 13, 2003
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Cows moo, pigs oink, cats meow and dogs bark.
Magpies warble, turkeys gobble, ducks quack and crows fark.
by Francis Blunt June 19, 2006
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"That chicken is burned."

"No!! The fark is the best part!!"
by mama of kcd's June 25, 2012
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To fark is, quite simply, to park and fuck.
"So we were in my car, right? And she asks me to pull over because she wants to fark!"

"We totally farked at the drive-in movie last night."
by ohmyfark July 18, 2009
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An unpleasant noise made involuntarily during sexual intercourse. Farks should not be confused with moans. Can also be used as a verb.
Fark: When me and my man go at it, he's embarrassed that he farks so loudly that the neighbors wake up. He just can't keep the farking down.
by aaamanda April 29, 2007
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