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flapjacket

ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother's birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you're such a sexbeast.
by e*rex January 13, 2004
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Fagpacket

Millmanian in origin: Crude form of insult designed to belittle the victim.
this fagpacket is getting on my nerves can we get away from them
by snypadizzle October 18, 2010
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Fapjack

Someone who spends ridiculous amounts of time on jerking off
He's such a fapjack
by ThatGeckO May 26, 2018
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Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.
I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.
by Peter McFucknuckles March 1, 2007
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Fapjacks

When a group of men masturbate into pancake mix then cook the pancakes and eat them afterwords.
You boys hungry? We can crank out some fapjacks if you want.
by Craig Dirty March 20, 2017
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FlapJacker

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".
Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.
by r0gu3 July 2, 2006
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FapJacks

Sex.


'NOUGH SAID.
" all boys think about is fapjacks "
" Fapjacks makes everyone happy "
by Likenoonecares January 31, 2009
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