by Noir November 11, 2006
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002
The act of masturbating before making a tough/thoughtful decision.
A portmanteau of "fap" (slang term for masturbation) and the phrase "sleep on it" (think about something in the night and morning).
A portmanteau of "fap" (slang term for masturbation) and the phrase "sleep on it" (think about something in the night and morning).
Mike: Should I ask Jennie out? She's really hot.
Jim: Fap-on-it man.
*an hour later*
Jim: So?
Mike: Nah, I like blondes.
Jim: Fap-on-it man.
*an hour later*
Jim: So?
Mike: Nah, I like blondes.
by Deathinetly August 02, 2011
1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night
2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob
2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob
by Smart Omlette August 05, 2021
To jack off or masturbate.
by liemmm March 03, 2009
When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.
I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.
by MissTaken April 06, 2017
The art of making love to yourself ..
by crazy asshole biotch November 23, 2012