Fangle

"Fangling" When a man preforms the art of smacking his nutsac and his dong together.

During the professor's lecture I kept trying to fangle to impress the ladies.

by DeltaChucksilon June 08, 2011

Fangled Up

When new technology adds bells and whistles and manages to overcomplicate the usability of an application or experience.

This application is all fangled up! I can no longer find where the preferences are located.

by crankysaurus January 25, 2022

New Fangled

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

Fangle dangle

Fangle dangle: Much like dinlge berrys, fangle dagles are a result of poor hygiene. Fangle dangles are dried up globs of seman caught on the hairs of the Muff region. These normally require a trim to remove or a complete shave.

Hey Cooma i knobbed this filthy slapper last night, she had a whole bunch of fangle dangles all up in that bitch.

by BigWebstar May 21, 2010

Nut fangle

Pre wank prep work where a bloke fondles his scrot before he continues to pleasure himself

Lauren: "Jonny, why do you feel your balls all the time?"
Jonny: "I'm just having a nut fangle before you go home baby cos I'm not getting any from you!"

by Pickersgill December 03, 2010

Dang-fangled

Old people mixing the words Dang and newfangled.

When something is so new, your mind can't comprehend just how new it is.

These kids and there dang-fangled PlayStations.

by Dax Haxer October 08, 2017

Wang Fangle

Dipping your johnson in any substance that will come off on impact, such as paint (if you're brave), chocolate, etc...and slapping someone in the face so that it leaves a print. Preferably the harder the substance to wash off, the better.

That bitch got mouthy in the sack last night so I Wang Fangled her.

by Darklight February 27, 2004