hemp fandango

a name used to describe a person being hanged- hemp from the rope and fandango from the lovely girations of the hangeds feet while the try to touch the ground

now, my freind, you can dance the hemp fandango

by the wobly rocket June 10, 2011

fangbangsang

a fangbanger engaging in a threesome with at least two vampires thus making a sanga.

fang - vampire
bang - sex
sang - sandwich

Imagine a fangbangsang with you as the filling and Bill Compton and Eric Northman as the bread. (or your choice of vampires e.g: Edward Cullen, etc.)

I imagine a fangbangsang to be quite delicious.

by sarahmae October 18, 2009

Fandangled

1) Fancy or special.

2) A fandangle is an elaborate but useless ornament. So if something is fandangled, it has been decorated to the point of excess.

3) ridiculous.

Carnsarn it Bob, I don't want no fandangled celly phone!

Those earrings are a bit fandangled aren't they?

by Boothette February 23, 2009

Fangdangle

An unknown or abnormally strange object.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FANGDANGLE?

by The_Great_Godot July 7, 2009

fandangle

To obtain by unscrupulous means.

"Hows about you fandangle an extra bowl of pudding for me?"

by Yank My Crank January 13, 2008

Fangbanger

1) Someone who has a relationship with a vampire.
2) One who enjoys being bitten sexually (especially with fangs)
3) An overly-avid fan of True Blood or vampire stories (other then Twitards)

Have you seen her new boyfriend? She's a total fangbanger.

by 9802 February 7, 2010

fandangling

Acting secretly, often in a manner that is frivolous and self-indulging.

Tom can't make it, he's out fandangling with his stripper friend.

by Jesse Jesse October 29, 2007