Falklands Effect

When a states-person is saved by events beyond their control, normally the manifesting as a polling spike. Named for the effect of the Falklands War on the British 1983 General Election, and closely related to the Machiavellian concept of 'Fortuna'.

The Tory victory after the 2008 crash shows that the Falklands Effect still has a part to play.

by JoWithASilentJ July 1, 2016

Falkland Island Torpedo

The act of inserting a dildo into a girls vagina and forcing said girl to chug multiple bottles of gatorade. She will then urinate with such a force that it will send said dildo flying across the room followed by a stream of water.

If you don't stop annoying me, I'm gonna Falkland Island Torpedo you!

by BLVCKKYE January 30, 2025