A portmanteau of the words 'fail' and 'Maelstrom'. A fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.
OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.
by D Adler February 5, 2010
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Get the sexy faise mug.This guy is a total LEGEND, a complete LAD. He knows how to get on with the girls and boys at the same time. He's not gay but can make the boys go crazy. You will be lucky to have a son called Faisal. His face is sexy, beautiful and completely free of any signs of acne at all. If you know a Faisal, don't waste this opportunity, try to get off with him before all the other girls and boys do. FAISALad.
Dara: My best friend is called Fasial
Joe: Wow he's a real LAD. An actual man, i wish i was a FAISAL.
Joe: Wow he's a real LAD. An actual man, i wish i was a FAISAL.
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Get the Failswitch Engage mug.a kind hearted , shy , soft spoken , cute and the prettiest girl you’ve ever met. hides her pain and struggles inside her and not tell it to anyone but still tries to make herself smile and cheerful. Always makes people cheerful and happy. Stays up late at night crying her pain out to relieve herself. always makes a persons day and is only crazy around its closest friends.
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