FaceBomber

FaceBomber (feys bom-er) -noun One who makes random comments on their friend's Facebook pages, or those they don't actually know or remember but accepted them anyways, often after extremely long periods of time since you actually communicated directly with them but you forget because you read their posts in your feed everyday and you feel like you know them again. see also PhotoBomber

This guy is such a Facebomber, I haven't spoken to him since high school and he keeps making stupid comments on my wall.

by DanTheMan1970 July 28, 2009

Faceblotto

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

by Beeeej December 21, 2008

facebo effect

feeling better in the mistaken belief that facebook friends are exactly the same as real life friends. Similar in meaning and pronunciation to placebo effect.

Olya: "What are you talking about? I have heaps of friends! Being home alone every Saturday night gives me a chance to catch up with them on facebook."

Charles: "OMG, you are clearly suffering from the facebo effect".

by Thinkerman78 December 4, 2009

facebitching

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

Facebok

Facebok is what happens when you epic fail in the process of trying to tpye facebook.

Also some weird website that fails in comparison to facebook

"alright gunna talk to my friends on facebook"
(boy/girl types in www.facebok.com by accedent)
"damn it this website sucks"

by Jay McNinja March 4, 2009

Facebaffle

A mysterious or cryptic post on Facebook that is either only understood by a very small group of people or is complete non-sense. The proper facebaffle is never explained no matter if others inquire or not.

Suzy facebaffled when she posted “Last night I saw…WOW!” on Facebook then never explained what she meant.

by CSni July 18, 2009

facebooger

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.

Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!

by Morg_rp April 14, 2009