alcotarded

When you are too drunk and do retarded things

"dude you were so alcotarded last night, you shit on a window"

by steelydanman93 February 1, 2015

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009

flotard

n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.

She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.

by pjh September 10, 2003

Factard

a person who shows that they "know it all" when in the audience might assume otherwise, they are considered know-it-alls, but now there is a new word for it! Factard, not two Ts just one. ; )

Billy_Knowitall: Actually, you are wron...
Joe_Dumberer ...Gah Billy you're such a factard!

"You think you know everything but you don't, you're such a factard!"

by B. Daniel Shanks October 10, 2008

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.

Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!

by TranceXplant March 5, 2009

Flacktarded

A description of a person Who Only does things for themselves But always ends up hurting themselves in some Indirect way caused By there actions.

The bitch from Highschool musical Is totally Flacktarded.

by Thesuperguy August 9, 2009