Fifty Yard Fakeout

When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.

"Damn that girl over there is hot!"

*Walks over to see her up close*

"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"

by You're Blind April 4, 2009

fakebook

Any social media site that irresponsibly allows fake news to be easily and quickly disseminated to hundreds of millions. By doing so, democratic elections are influenced in favor of candidates and their followers who are willing to lie pathologically, repeatedly spread false rumors and race-bait. These sites and their purveyors of fake news consequently create an existential crisis for responsible journalism, the people of the United States and, now that I think about it, the entire world.

He voted for that misogynistic, racist, Islamaphobic, narcissistic, unstable bully because he read on Fakebook that his opponent knew someone who went to dinner with a Muslim.

by hodag1966 November 18, 2016

Philadelphia Fakeout

A sexual act where the man is having sex with a woman from behind, pretends to ejaculate inside of her and when she turns around he ejaculates on her face.

How Larry, that was some Philadelphia Fakeout.
Yeah, I know, I really nailed that slut.

by benatlastexit November 30, 2003

Ipod Fakeout

When browsing your friends Ipod and you find a band that you like but they only have one song listed and it's not even one you like that much.

An Ipod Fakeout is like when I was searching for a song on Bob's Ipod to listen to and found that he only had one song by Neil Diamond and it wasn't even one of his good ones...

by La Fevah March 4, 2009

fakebook

Adding friends to facebook who you don't particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.

Go to her fakebook pages to see all of her friends he/she does not have.

by eibs June 23, 2008

fakebook status

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.

i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.

by yoooollam October 20, 2009

Fakeon

Slang for fake bacon. It is usually made of soy protein. A favorite of vegetarians and those who are watching their weight or cholestorol

Man, this fakeon is really good--I can barely tell the difference!

by Lucius Malloy's Boy May 6, 2011