Faggoth

A poser, NOT to be mistaken for a real Goth. One who adheres to certain generic hard rock music/style such as Mudvayne or Slipknot and black clothing, while pretending to be a hardcore badass for the sake of getting attention from guys/girls. A faggoth spends all of his/her time conforming to the Hot Topic ideology, dressing mainly in black, while denouncing conformity of all kinds, foolishly mistaking their OWN GENERIC CONFORMITY for individualism. Of course, most deny and dismiss their love for Hot Topic, however the majority just say this to further boost their own "individualism" however this is just an act, a fake plastic attempt to be different, much like their personality. Some faggoths listen to underground music, in hopes of authenticating their own “uniqueness”. Faggoths are known to be quite liberal in their beliefs, ardently denouncing government, politics, and the President of the United States, because that is the cool thing to do. They are for gay rights, and the legalization of drugs, more specifically marijuana. However these attempts to become “individuals” fail miserably because faggoths are just as materialistic, shallow, and egocentric as everyone else whom they claim to NOT be. However, due to lack of intelligence in our society, very few people can distinguish a real goth, from a faggoth.

Faggoth Tony: "I'm such a badass, I listen to cool obscure rock bands, I wear makeup, I smoke pot everyday, and I have 20+ peircings on my face alone...this makes me so cool!"

Stupid Girls Who Fall For BULLSHIT: "wow...and black lipstick...you are such a badass!!! You truely are goth!"

Me: *throws up*

by BitterSalem March 27, 2007

faggotish

1. Someone or something protruding extremely homosexual-like qualities.
2. adv. Used to describe someone/thing having excessive homosexual qualities.

"In other news, the stock market has taken a highly faggotish drop today."

"Don't be so faggotish, faggot."

by Cynical Whore July 29, 2005

Faggophile

A type of individual who takes particular interest in sexual intercourse with plant-life.

Derived from the word 'Faggot' -- which means 'a bundle of sticks'. By extension plants are bundles of sticks. So faggophile.

"I gotta come out dude, I wanna fuck piranha plants."
"DUDE, You're a total FAGGOPHILE!"

by eikooc vi March 9, 2017

faggotistic

Of, or possessing the qualities of being gay; e.g. the stereotypical limp wrist (e.g. the person has LWS aka. broken wrist syndrome), the lisp, the hands on the hips, waving his ass around, etc.

Look at that dude over there. He's so faggotistic, he must be a real flamer!

by Telephony September 14, 2019

Faggotini

The pasta of the gods, only real kachiggas eat faggotini, it is the one true pasta that only super succ beings can indulge in.

Andrew: Luka's mom ate some faggotini before he was born.
Giacomo: Succ, that explains alot

by yourdadlesbianlmbfao March 9, 2018

Faggotism

Being a faggot against your own knowledge but not against everyone else's knowledge.

Concerned citizen #1: whats wrong with Ian?
Concerned citizen #2: he suffers from faggotism
Concerned citizen #1: Oh, thats terrible!
Concerned citizen #2: yea, for him.

by Butkus November 30, 2006

Faggoting

Usually involves a group of people, when going to meet someone or at someones house for the purpose of doing something like going out to a party, movie.. etc. However, one of the people decides to watch a show, eat something, or just talk for 20 mins for no apparent reason, therefore wasting time when they could be doing something better.

Hey guys you ready to head out to the party?
yeah man but hold on i gotta watch sportcenter real quick
no fuckin way dude im not faggoting

by KB2006 November 3, 2006