FAFSA

the paper equivalent of a Rubik's Cube

I spent four hours last night trying to register for damn FAFSA

by ohdarn March 24, 2010

Falafel People

A phrase used to describe a member of the sand nigger community, someone who hates Israel, or of any Arab descent. The socially appropriate way of saying sand nigger.

Damm those falafel people loving blowing themselves up.

by People-Hater-1 October 19, 2023

failage

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010

Sloppy Falafel

When Ryan Simpson gives you a rim-job.

Jared: Hey, do you want a Sloppy Falafel?
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.

by dellbeck November 5, 2010

FAFANG

To get done really hard by someone else.

I bought a bike from Marty, Thought I was getting a deal and all I got was FAFANG!!

by wudja blojawmi August 25, 2006

Fafalafasaurus

A creature that roams the earth, but still remains undiscovered by scientists. So intellectual and deceitful, it has never been seen, but its existence is known

Sean: Hey Faf, where were you hiding during hide-and-seek, i couldn't find you!

Faf: I know, I felt like a fafalafasaurus when you didn't find me.

by fafalafasaurus May 26, 2010

Faela

The term coined for a pumpkin. Typically used in Irish slang or in midland lake Canadian regions.

That’s a great big orange Faela

Is that faela ripe yet?

Would you like a slice of faela pie?

by Korey_Kole August 10, 2020