faff

to build cloud accounts manually, with lots of logging in and out of incognito tabs

"sweet baby jesus, creating cloud accounts is a FAFF at the moment. Bring on the robots"

by rkrankls February 24, 2021

faff

To showboat, musically. To solo excessively and busily. Almost silly...

I want him to take a solo, but he faffs too much

by xtz123 January 9, 2008

Faff

Faff is an alternative to the word "fuck"

well that's okay cause I faffing love you.

by ifaffingloveyou March 8, 2011

Faff

(v.) to masturbate vigorously, often to one's own detriment

(v.) to engage in obsessively needless activity

He could have gone to the party, but instead he stayed home, faffin around.

by Holdt April 7, 2010

faff

an abbreviation meaning fuck a fake friend

"#faff we hated you anyways"

by mattyhealeyenthusiast November 11, 2015

faff

a posh person lookin down ther nose at u

that faff can go fuck a tree cuz hes getin on my nerves

by gracie-lou December 16, 2002

faff

Horrible looking Toyota. Or is it a Hyundai?
Who really knows.

Ooo...look at that Hyundai...ooops...it's a Faff
Ooo look...a 20Faffing piece of sh*t

by me init May 25, 2006