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father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
by psofrn November 8, 2012
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Father

A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk
Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ January 28, 2022
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Fatherless Children

Dream Stans- I mean children who's father left at a young age.
Rob, I found fatherless children on tiktok. Help me!
by Yaf1 August 6, 2021
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my father will hear about this

Draco: My father will hear about this!!!!!
Harry: sure Malfoy
by HornyGayPotato November 25, 2020
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You are not the father

The words that every man loves to hear!
Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!
by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011
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crow father

Crow father is simply poggers, he is the best and will save the people in danger
Person one- oh no I am dying please someone save me

Person two- look! It’s crow father
Crow father- (screeching noises)
by Iamsimplypoggers April 26, 2021
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This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
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