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Facetubing

An enjoyable leisure activity that combines both Facebooking and Youtubing, Facetubing is a common pastime for the average bloke who spends half of his day in front of a computer. Any simpleton can be on Facebook and Youtube at the same time, but Facetubing can be achieved only by the most dedicated and resilient of fanatics.

Facetubers can be expected to constantly visit Youtube and Facebook ever so often in between doing actual work. At an advanced level, they may also exhibit a tendency to seek increased engagement by employing both desktop and mobile devices simultaneously.

A usual sight in the office when your peers have less than nothing for the day.
Wong said he was really busy with a project but was actually Facetubing all afternoon.
by Tangan September 5, 2014
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Facht

A term coined by Rafael Benitez in 2009, to denote what is apparently indisputable to the orator but is considered speculative to others.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
"But I want to talk about fachts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some fachts."
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 20, 2013
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FaceThief

When someone (most likely a family member) posts on Facebook, news that announces first another person's news.
(v.) I can't believe my sister-in-law just Facethiefed us. I guess she thought it was her right to tell everyone we are expecting...

(n.) Well of course she wanted to let everyone know about our cousin's new "job, house, pet, promotion, love life, lottery winnings, etc.". She's a FaceThief.
by Nuonli April 18, 2010
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facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.
Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.
by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018
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facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019
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Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018
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Faghetti

An Italian Gay Person

Origin: faggot spaghetti
Ah what a faghetti.
by epicgamer69420car May 7, 2019
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