An enjoyable leisure activity that combines both Facebooking and Youtubing, Facetubing is a common pastime for the average bloke who spends half of his day in front of a computer. Any simpleton can be on Facebook and Youtube at the same time, but Facetubing can be achieved only by the most dedicated and resilient of fanatics.
Facetubers can be expected to constantly visit Youtube and Facebook ever so often in between doing actual work. At an advanced level, they may also exhibit a tendency to seek increased engagement by employing both desktop and mobile devices simultaneously.
A usual sight in the office when your peers have less than nothing for the day.
Facetubers can be expected to constantly visit Youtube and Facebook ever so often in between doing actual work. At an advanced level, they may also exhibit a tendency to seek increased engagement by employing both desktop and mobile devices simultaneously.
A usual sight in the office when your peers have less than nothing for the day.
by Tangan September 5, 2014
Get the Facetubing mug.A term coined by Rafael Benitez in 2009, to denote what is apparently indisputable to the orator but is considered speculative to others.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
"But I want to talk about fachts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some fachts."
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When someone (most likely a family member) posts on Facebook, news that announces first another person's news.
(v.) I can't believe my sister-in-law just Facethiefed us. I guess she thought it was her right to tell everyone we are expecting...
(n.) Well of course she wanted to let everyone know about our cousin's new "job, house, pet, promotion, love life, lottery winnings, etc.". She's a FaceThief.
(n.) Well of course she wanted to let everyone know about our cousin's new "job, house, pet, promotion, love life, lottery winnings, etc.". She's a FaceThief.
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Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.
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Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
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I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
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