A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.
by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009
Get the Facestalker mug.1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)
2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)
2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)
"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"
"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"
"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"
by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009
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Bully/Jock/Nerd From Highschool: Hey! haven't seen you in years!
Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*
Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*
by last_name_left July 23, 2009
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Get the firewalker mug.A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
by facenessnessness February 4, 2010
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I posted on Facebook about my swollen ankle. Bob and Margret both replied then carried on talking off topic to themselves on my post! You fecking Facejacker!
by TC5712 July 25, 2016
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