The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.
Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!
You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?
Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?
Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010
Get the Cleveland Facepalm mug.The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"
Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.
Similar to *headdesk*
Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.
Similar to *headdesk*
by Moondog February 10, 2004
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Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.
Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.
Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.
Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.
Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.
Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?
Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.
Paul: ... Whoa.
Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.
Paul: ... Whoa.
by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011
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Get the Facepalm mug.The art of slapping oneself over the forhead with ones palm. Usually stated over IM after someone says something gimpy or noobish
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