FaceMucked

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born

(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!

by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.

Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

facefucker

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.

They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker

by r2kal February 1, 2009

facefuckable

A person deemed attractive enough for further inquiry after having looked his/her picture up on the facebook

Did you check out the girl I told you about?
She's definitely facefuckable.

by Mulligan S. Tew July 16, 2006

Vibrating Facefuck

When receiving a blowjob, twisting the neck of the girl, killing her instantly, than proceeding to face fuck the dead twitching corpse until the muscle spasms of the corpse stop twitching.

I keep losing my girlfriends. I think my vibrating facefuck fetish has something to do with it.

by assfuckedshithole September 23, 2012

FaceFuck

When you repeatedly ram your dick down someone's throat to cum because you didn't bring a condom with you. You aren't cool if you haven't done it at least once and it is quite the accomplishment.

They told me I could FaceFuck her in the back of the fire truck as long as I didn't make a mess.

by Drank15BeersButWantGeorgiVodka January 10, 2012

Brazilian Facefuck

The sexual act of a female forcefully rubbing their vagina on someones face in a cowgirl (or reverse cowgirl) position for pleasure

Thomas: Yo, how was last night with Sam?
Danny: It was crazy, she gave me a Brazilian Facefuck.

by Velocipack July 31, 2018