by calipso September 22, 2008
steve and james got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog face gremlins.
by Steve U. August 04, 2006
When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.
After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"
by Pize October 13, 2004
by MrJCJones March 17, 2005
One sits on a bag of ice for no less than 2 hours and sits on the face of a sexual partner, prompting analingus.
by S.Meadows November 27, 2010
dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.
my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.
my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.
i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.
i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
by MCAA, Bithes420 & Sparkle Foot January 28, 2011
(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.
by $lapaho March 06, 2021