question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?
answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!
answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!
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Throwing a ball of paper at the bin that's less than 3 feet away from you and missing would prompt a bystander to proclaim "My Word, You've just done an Eardley.
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by mygirlrizu September 22, 2009
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An eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, butter
Has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse
Eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, butter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels
Eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any assets worth 10 bob, cock
An eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, butter
Has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse
Eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, butter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels
Eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any assets worth 10 bob, cock
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as tha got fotty pency for bus cock
we off for a sup cock
a sis thi darn ale shop old cock
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as tha got fotty pency for bus cock
we off for a sup cock
a sis thi darn ale shop old cock
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