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Puerto Rican Eyepatch

A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.

Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.
Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.
by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010
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eyepatch

A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!
I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!
by manormonkey July 15, 2007
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Idaho Eyepaint

While during intercourse the male fingers his butt leaving substance on his finger followed by proceeding to jiz on the finger and in conclusion wipes his finger under the eyes of his partner makeing it look like shes an some sort of native indian figure
ahh crap i got Idaho Eyepaint of me!
by burkenhausen December 14, 2009
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Asian Eyepatch

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. Almost like Arabian Goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. Captin Hook wore an Asian eyepatch in his day.
Take a look at her, I bet shes wore an Asian eyepatch or two in her day...
by sharonstoneyetti April 7, 2009
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EyePOD

a contact lens inserter that makes wearing contacts easier
the EyePOD keeps you from getting your finger in your eye
by bwahahahahaha December 14, 2009
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elkview eyepatch

when someone is sleeping, you shit in her/his hand. You tickle the eye lid and when they rub the eye, it results in a eyepatch.
While my girl was sleeping, I gave her an elkview eyepatch.
by crane/price September 30, 2007
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Hungarian eyepatch

A torture method used by Austro-Hungarians to interrigate enemy soldiers or prisoners. First they will gauge out the eyes, and have the fatest and most constipated man in the town, and have him take a vicious, rabid shit in the victim's eye sockets. Then somone will stik there thumbs in the eye sockets and add intense presure to the fececs to project them to his brain.
Hey dude, that guy wants to do a Hungarian eyepatch to his girlfriend.
by wifflewaffer December 1, 2011
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