Eeyore'd

To Eeyore someone is to destroy any positive light that may be on something. If someone is having a good day and someone else makes a negative comment about it and ruins the moment, they have just been "Eeyore'd".

Jon: "Wow, this is a really pretty day! I think I'll just go to beach."
Bobby: "Dude, your sister has cancer."
Jon: "Oh yea..."
Steve: "Damn, you just got Eeyore'd."

by davebag April 20, 2009

Eeyore Titties

Occurs when a woman's titties droop down to the ground and point outwards. Not unlike Eeyores ears from Winnie the Pooh. They appear sad and unwanted.

Damn that bitch had Eeyore titties.

by Dr Shmeckle Mr Slide November 29, 2011

Eeyore

a Priscila, someone who gets very sad and then indulges in Red Velvet Cake.

Put that Red Velvet Cake down and stop acting like Eeyore.

by derfishsquiggi September 28, 2011

Eeyore

Eeyore is one of is not the most loved characters in the Winnie the Pooh series. He is lovely and sweet and is best friends with tigger who is bouncy and generally the opposite of eeyore but no matter their differences they are still best friends!

“Eeyore was happy to live out his days. Moping and grazing and grazing and moping. He had long believed that to be happy he mustn’t be concerned with others...until he met tigger

by Saucyboiiiii November 24, 2018

eyerection

Bulging of the eyes from viewing something exciting or suprising.

At a showing of Transformers, everyone in the theater got an eyerection from viewing Megan Fox.

by the. July 6, 2009

Eyore Porn

Pornography in which the head of the female is covered with a mask or pillow depicting the donkey from the popular childrens television show and books. Mostly viewed and made by alcoholics. This porn is very dirty!

Hey, put the Eyore mask on and lets make us some porn Jenny!

Hurry up Jenny I wanna make some Eyore Porn!

This is some good Eyore Porn Jenny!

by Dr. Fat Back June 9, 2005

eeyore

Eeyore is a fictional character from The Adventures of Pooh and Friends, who is known as the depressing donkey. Nowadays, calling someone an Eeyore subliminally means calling someone an emo asshole, taken from his literal description of character.

"OMG Stephen, I don't give a crap about your lies you fricken EEYORE!"

by Kimi-San July 18, 2006