thick eyebrows

A supposed sign of age, experience, wisdom and knowledge.

"Look rookie, you're good but you don't have thick eyebrows yet, so shut your pie hole and listen to what I'm telling you!

by talk2me-JCH2 August 27, 2023

Eyebrowing

the act of raising and lowering your eyebrows repeatedly.

Boy #1: Hey, you see that girl?
Boy #2: Yeah, I'd totally eyebrow her.
Boy #1: Oh? I'm eyebrowing her right now.

by Mrs. Sterious March 2, 2010

sperm eyebrows

When a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. This makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name "sperm eyebrows."

Did you see Kelly's eyebrow wax? Total sperm eyebrows!
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.

by Christina S January 19, 2008

eyeboogers

An influencer and public figure. They are known for their annoying orange fanart, and has gained traction for their empathy towards their fanbase.

Wow! Have you heard of eyeboogers? They are a great artist, an inspiration to humanity.

by noteyeboogers March 8, 2021

Eyebrowless

When u shave off your eyebrows due to self depression or another cause to get attention. Can be grown back after a couple weeks. See doctor

Did u hear about the person who's gone eyebrowless?

by Blake223344 January 21, 2017

Caterpillar Eyebrows

Large, bushy eyebrows on a persons face that resemble fat caterpillars.

Examples of men with caterpillar eyebrows include the comedian Stephen Frost and the Canadian politician Michael Ignatieff.

"Wow, those caterpillar eyebrows are so thick he's going to need to start brushing them every morning!"

by Potatosaladgirl December 23, 2009

rape eyebrows

Odd almost sinister eyebrows which appear on a rapist. May be accompanied by a pedo-smile.

Hey, Did you see that Austrian guy with the rape eyebrows? He looked like Dustin Hoffman from Hook.

by mbj May 6, 2008