I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.
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by Cadella April 27, 2011
Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
by chowderlap July 12, 2008
by not sally October 20, 2004
A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.
1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009
the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.
LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
by fringe tickler November 08, 2010
you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch
by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009
a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
by weave March 25, 2003