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New York City Expiration Date

Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.
Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?

Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.
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exclaimation point

The exclaimation point is the dot on the bottom of an exclaimation mark.
Always remember to cross your t's, dot your i's and exclaimation points
by De'e August 19, 2006
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Eteri expiration date

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.
Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"
by rain_in_spain October 31, 2022
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horizontal exclamation point

An erection; hard on; boner; stiffy; Woodrow
During a private tutoring session, I pleasured my English teacher with my horizontal exclamation point. Needless to say, I got an "A".
by jwa@LITT January 9, 2005
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Exclamation Point

A fart at the end of a good, long piss.
pppppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ... pfft
Exclamation point!
by Seidcar July 26, 2010
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Exclamation Point

A chicks vag and asshole combination package makes an exclamation point (!). Notice the line (vag) and dot (anus) and separation of the two entities (taint).
Lay down and show me your exclamation point.
by DB256 December 3, 2010
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Exclamation mark rule

The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.
Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
by Urban Jew January 17, 2010
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