White Girl Celebrity Exception

When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.

LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.

Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.

by Kaiser1one February 23, 2011

Exceltarted

The inability to properly use Excel. Most often people over the age of 40, with a strong propensity to destroy formulas. These people often use scratch paper and a calculator to overcome the burden of understanding how the worksheet operates.

CLEAR CONTENTS!!!!! My nighhand is Exceltarted, he can't grasp the concept of a formula!

by txmarmot September 12, 2010

okay except for

A quick response to a question about one's well being during the presidency of Donald J. Trump. It acknowledges living in frightful times while attempting to move ahead with life.

Pete: "Hey, how's it going?"
Brian: "Okay except for."
Pete: "Trump?"
Brian: "Yeah, how about you?"
Pete: "Same here. I'm okay except for."

by Commuter on Breeze February 5, 2017

eccentric-boy-scout

Any person, who is prepared for any situation, well beyond most reasoning. Those in question tend to deviate from the normalcy’s of most. Taking the act of "being prepared" to the very most extreme.

-Those who tend to be eccentric-boy-scouts are often scowled at. They also tend to be quirkyalone, a little bit nomadic, & sometimes are hermit-like.

One who carries wet-naps in their pocket, but has no children.
One who has more tool knowledge than MacGyver, but is not a secret agent.
One who has too much time, and spends it learning what most would call "useless" information.
Many will question eccentric-boy-scout's on their spending habits as well as their unusual nuances.

by Balson April 7, 2005

Excepté une fois au châlet

Expression popularisée par le vidéaste Antoine Daniel pour justifier ironiquement une faute d'une manière fort peu crédible. Elle provient de la vidéo d'un québecquois nonagénaire clamant qu'il n'a jamais violé ses filles, excepté une fois au châlet.
youtu.be/zJDoCPYybYY?t=9m5s

Je te jure que n'ai jamais éjaculé entre les orteils de ta soeur ! Bon... excepté une fois au châlet.

by pussieseverywhere May 6, 2016

Eccentric

An individual or innate object which displays behaviour not of the norm in their respective systems.

Societal example:
A person which intentionally or unintentionally displays odd or unusual behaviour.

by ohdiesel January 1, 2005

I before E except after C

Something like the Teletubbies, as it was created by someone high on pot at the time. It barely even works. In terms of the words that have those kinds of letters, most of them break the rule, so it is pointless. Teams have lost the Spelling Bee just because they trusted the devil of spelling, I before E except after C. Even English teachers think that this is a shitty technique.

Teacher: I before E except after C.
Me: That's useless, there are so many exceptions.
Teacher: Detention.

by Power476 February 27, 2021