Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Orba April 12, 2021

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Excaliburd Battlehawk

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020

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escaloiter

|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.

That jerk escaloitered all the way up the escalator and made me miss my train.

by Mr_Evets July 23, 2016

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excelerate

To succeed at something so quickly you excelerate.

Dave was so successful at his new job, he excelerated beyond all expectations and received a huge raise after two months in his new position.

by Wiznerworks May 28, 2011

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Escalefting

To stand on the left side of the escalator and not walk, as is proper Washington, DC Metro protocol; to not follow the "stand left, walk right" rule. A mistake commonly made by tourists or clueless (and occasionally rude) locals.

"That idiot tourist is escalefting and holding up the entire escalator."

by kcr123 August 3, 2008

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