Ass Examiner

A person who professionally looks at ass

It’s ok ma’am I’m a professional ass Examiner

by Jonnooo September 28, 2019

rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude

sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"

by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019

IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

by guy that sat the IGCSE mocks April 15, 2009

Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.

I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

by megamogomir October 17, 2010

Counter Examine

A method used to render a person's argument invalid by way of intellectual banter, usually occurs between two people

I believe that the other party receives the opportunity to counter examine your argument

by Risako Hurts Your Ears August 18, 2018

the Examiner

A publication that used to be a newspaper. Now a "free paper" that caters to the right-leanings of its owners. See media consolidation and propaganda.

When I'm looking for honest news, I don't read the Examiner.

by ecsd December 6, 2006

Counter Examine

A method of disproving an argument by way of a scholarly argument against one's opponent.

Uhhh uh I believe I need to counter examine that argument.

by Risako Hurts Your Ears August 18, 2018