ex-wife 

exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting.

A particular man's wife.

A stand to hold up a archery target.

My ex-wife made good sausage. She was really tasty.

ex-wife by Bubba February 18, 2003

Ex-Wife 

A female who thinks she owns a man even after the divorce is finalized. The female usually jumps at every opportunity to bitch at the man.

"My ex-wife is always bitching at me. This cunt got everything and it wasn't enough. I feel kinda bad for this unhappy twat."

Ex-Wife by bosshogg November 13, 2016

ex-wife 

She still misses you, but her aim is getting better

"My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!"

ex-wife by Grunkle Stan September 7, 2016

ex-wife in-law 

An ex-wife in-law is any former wife of your current husband that he had children with. Your drama with the ex-wife in-law will run far deeper than your other in-laws.

My ex-wife in-law struck again, this time she ruined the holidays for the children.

ex-wife in-law by just plain had enough November 16, 2009

Ex-Wife-In-Law 

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.

Ex-Wife-In-Law by thmill December 2, 2024

Ex-wife hammer 

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

Ex-wife hammer by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010