Eviction Pussy

A vagina that has been penetrated so hard and consistently that it no longer has walls; usually appears on thots, hoes and pornstars

Why would I want to fuck her brah? She got that eviction pussy.

by C. Ferb January 19, 2015

The Eviction Fart

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.

by hoss May 21, 2003

evict the turtle

From "Turtle heading," when you force out the "Turtle, also see "Decapitate" the turtle

"dude, i was turtle heading so bad, totally busting my guts, till im gonna go evict the turtle in your room"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

East Tennessee Eviction

to forcibly remove someone from their place of residence, illegally and usually with some sort of weapon. Can also be accomplished by repeatedly firing guns outside of windows, etc.

"I think the guy that just moved in has been shooting our dogs and hunting on our land."

"Oh? Sounds like its time for an East Tennessee Eviction then."

by NoMoreDeadDogs March 1, 2010

Eviceration

The act of Hayden Hackett having his organs being metaphorically ripped out by Tovah Cantrell on the date of September 22nd

EVICERATION TIME HAYDEN HACKETTU

OR

"Funniest man alive, more like White Knight"

by Frxsted January 13, 2020

Eviction Anxiety

fear of being kicked out regardless reality

I gotta rent a room by next month!
Dude. Your eviction anxiety's kicking in again! Nobody's kicking you out...yet.

by Jedd A Diah May 11, 2020

Evicuous

Adj. Lacking spacial awareness, can also mean the refusal to accept an obvious answer.

"She's so evicuous, she bumped into a wall trying to get to bed!"

"Last night I was acting evicuous, I used a dull knife instead of a sharp one to cut bread."

by Icarus M. Hughes January 16, 2022