Emasculator

a woman that demasculates a man so much that his penis literally shrivels up and becomes utterly useless.

Jen was such a Emasculator to her husband so much that he can no longer make sex to her. She regrets being so bitchy now.

by IMMA MAN December 14, 2009

Evaculation

The use of a natural disaster to find horny girls.

I'm headed down to Miami cause I heard there's an evaculation going on.

by DaRealDBlock September 12, 2017

Ejalculates

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016

Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

Evacuate

To move people out of a danger area.

They'll have to evacuate before the volcanoe erupts.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

female ejaculate

a clear, odorless substance many women may produce upon orgasm. thought to originate from the Skene's glands adjacent to the urethra. similar to male ejaculate only in the respect that it is most definitely not urine.

The bed was covered in Laura's own female ejaculate

by thefemalewhoejaculates April 19, 2014

Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.

We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.

by Joel1983 October 3, 2017