Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.

Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.

by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019

total evacuation

This is when you shit, puke, and piss all at the same time.

Bob had a total evacuation the other night and lost about ten pounds.

by Joshua ROcks June 29, 2006

Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

full evacuation

When faced with the Decision Maker, violently and simultaneously shitting and vomiting, you choose the path of feeling better by quickly cranking one out.

Got hit with the decision maker and thought I was gonna die, but went full evacuation mode and felt a lot better.

by KaiGai February 24, 2023

Evacuate

To move people out of a danger area.

They'll have to evacuate before the volcanoe erupts.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

Vagina Evacuation Day

The celebration of the occasion of which you exited from your mother's vagina. This is also the day in which your mother is reminded of the excruciating pain and agony caused by pushed you ass out of her vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man, my birthday is today!

Dude 2: Well Happy Vagina Evacuation Day!!

by Donny 63 August 21, 2013

Premature Evacuation

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.

I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.

by Daddydef February 20, 2015