Bureaucratic euthanasia

To be euthanized, or commit euthanasia via the use of bureaucratic mechanisms. Stalling lifesaving measures to the point of death using bureaucracy.

My mother’s healthcare system killed her using bureaucratic euthanasia by having her get shuffled around so many different specialists and tests that she eventually drop dead before getting any real treatment.

by Johnplarany July 25, 2022

auto euthanasia

another term for cash for clunkers.

All of the cash for clunkers trade-ins are lined up together, awaiting the sodium silicate to replace the oil in their engines, a quick death, like auto euthanasia.

by quantumtheory August 8, 2009

Emothanasia

Refers to the killing of an emo person to put him or her out of his or her supposed 'misery'.

Made up of the two words 'Emo' and 'Euthanasia'

Emo-Douche : "OMG! OMG! Alesana are so totally the bomb"
Normal-Douche: "Jeez! I wish emothanasia was legal..."

by RedBaron666 March 19, 2011

Euphanasia

An easy or painless death / or A way to end pain and suffering. Tupac

Starving kids in search of Euphanasia.

by How to houdini March 17, 2018

euphenasia

Euthanasia for the uneducated classes.

"Hello Mick, how are you?"
"Not sa good mate. My old mam only has to go to that Dignitarse place over in Switzerland."
"I didn't know you agreed with euphenasia mate."
"I don't but she's taking so bleeding long to die. We just want the money."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017