Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he just really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.
Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(
by dustruffle April 5, 2008
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by shazamwow March 3, 2009
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They have hot teachers, and slutty girls. Looking for a one night stand? Hook-up with one from the curtright center.
They have hot teachers, and slutty girls. Looking for a one night stand? Hook-up with one from the curtright center.
Damn that girl makayla looks like shes up for a good time, slutty, and sexy a'f, she must go to eustis curtright center!
by patbren January 1, 2012
Get the eustis curtright center mug.Bishop Useless is the worst high school on Earth. Their athletic program is especially a failure. Seriously, come on- you were beat by Seneca in baseball AND basketball. Jesus. They try to bust on St. Augustine's but every time Bishop Useless plays them in ice hockey especially they are creamed by St. Augustine's. Their academics is also not exactly a "strong point". Just look at their average SAT scores.
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by WonderBoy6480284 February 4, 2010
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by datguy1234 January 21, 2011
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