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Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.
Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
Esports Ready by Pantallicus January 26, 2019
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breakfast esports 

A shit team that lost to Numbani warlords. Most egotistical team i have ever seen. Leader is a wet whip beta male
Me: You heard of Breakfast esports
Friend: Yeah they are trash
breakfast esports by Bxxcn February 5, 2021
noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.
I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.
escort by anonymous February 18, 2004

Nerd escort 

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)
She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.
Nerd escort by not_you January 23, 2009

Male Escort 

the coverup legal name for male prostitute. Pleasuring both of his female but mostly his male acquaintances, the guy is either a desperate straight guy needing of money, or gay guy for various reasons.
Male Escort: I made $500 for 2 hours to give some guy a bj
Female Prostitute: I made $70 for a 5 min bj
Male Escort by mcloovesex June 14, 2011

xd esports

the best upcoming clan, the rise of esports. supposedly about to become one of the greatest esports teams in history. they are also goats at fortnite.
yo, did you hear about xd esports?
yeah, xd esports is the best gaming team there is!
xd esports by Snorkel Ops May 6, 2020

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh