Booty Eating Syndrome

A dangerous disease in which you impulsively eat any booty you can see. Very hard to over come but can be controlled by going to church.

John: The other day I was in class and Mr.Jones bent over to pick up a pen, I told him I had Booty Eating Syndrome but he didn't believe me and I ate his booty, now I'm banned from Mr.Jones class.

by ImTheDamned February 19, 2017

Bitch Eating Crackers

When you dislike someone so much that anything they do, no matter how minor or inoffensive, annoys you beyond any rational level - exemplified by the sentence "look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place".

"I can't help it she just drives me nuts, she's my Bitch Eating Crackers."

by pt732 June 26, 2018

eating creampie

Eating the ejaculate of semen (cum) right from the pussy (vagina), whether it's your own, from someone else, or both.

Thanks for cumming in her! I just love eating creampies.

by creampieslutlover June 21, 2015

Eating Out

A term which i thought meant eating in a restaurant or fast food place but then later found i was wrong....so fucking wrong... Just read the rest of the definitions

We're eating out this saturday, wanna join?

by Mary's Lost Lamb December 14, 2020

binge eating

Eating as much as you can , usually done when one is really depressed and feels empty inside. Binge eating distracts from emotional pain for a short time. This is a real problem and IS NOT occurring just because people have no self control. This is because people are driven to distract themselves from serious emotional stress in their lives. THEY NEED HELP. BE A FRIEND.

After he dumped me, I started binge eating. I ate everything I could find in the cupboard.

by PenguinNoodleSnowCow November 27, 2013

eating muff

Performing cunnilingus (orally pleasuring a female's genitalia). Often used derogatory, for example as an insult against women, i.e. calling them "muff eaters" implying lesbianism,

"I walked in on my friend eating muff once. He was really chowing it down"

by chasegame June 18, 2016

rabbits eating your head

A default state of mind, somewhat like a chosen hallucination, when things get so bad that rabbits eating your head is a beautiful alternative to one’s current reality.

After my third staff meeting of the afternoon, I started to lull myself into the “rabbits eating your head” scenario, just for a little relief.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019