jizz erosion

A condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the jism of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). Sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.

Dude 1: Damn son, look at the rack on that MILF!
Dude 2: Nice boobjob...but damn check out her face!!!
Dude 1: OH SHIT THAT'S SOME NASTY JIZZ EROSION.
Dude 2: Bitch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!

by wizzard739 January 19, 2008

Morning erosion

The act in when you wake up in the morning, and you suddenly ejaculate in your pants.

Guy1- dude whats wrong?
Guy2- i morning erosioned.
Guy1- Oh. Gross.

by richard-edward November 5, 2010

anal erosion

When a girl or man has been anal fucked so much that his/her arse erodes inwards back into him/her

I've been fucked so much that I think I'm getting anal erosion!

by TantremBog April 18, 2016

water erosion

Water Erosion is the transportation of sediments by water.

Sand being carried to beaches by water erosion

by Spingbill April 26, 2017

security clearance erosion

when the things you did in privacy from government technology becomes exposed after a certain time

The security clearance erosion made the politician have family problems later in their career.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

Crotch/Jean Erosion

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion

Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...

by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009

human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009